Sunday, September 22, 2013

Boner



A NO-BONER
The claim of the opposite party that my complaint about the builders was not maintainable was a boner – or shall I say a “no-boner” ?
To support this claim the learned lawyer of the opposite party in his eminent wisdom quoted a decision by the national commission which goes like this :- “in the absence of any written agreement/contract mere filing of affidavit ipso facto without corroborative and other supportive material would not constitute sufficient evidence.”

when the matter was heard this illiterate imbecile, that is me, just turned the ruling back on to the learned lawyer.
You see, a direct corollary of the above ruling is that corroborative and other supportive material will do in the absence of a written agreement / contract! - the logic should be obvious to any student of IV form B of LBC, MHE ( B means B division and your second language is malayalam, you are in A if your second language is hindi; but if your second language is french you can be either in A or B – you alternate every year) but not to everybody else!
The opposite party was flat on the mat with a heavy thud !

See if the opposite party had just said that there was no written agreement and the case is not viable and left it at that I would have been in trouble – I will have to produce evidence to contradict that. Where can I, a nincompoop who's communication systems are under the clutches of the silliest member of the spy networks or even their stooges gain access to the decisions of the national commission and such.
So, I must thank the learned lawyer for the help though inadvertent. And I shall try to return the favour like say for example when I sue his clients for criminal breach of trust he can take up that case as well.
Remember
THIS IS JUST THE TRAILER;
the movie has not yet started.
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